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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #281
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*Gets bored watches, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA*

*Orders Ultima and Omega to kill "I pwnd U"*

*Hides behind Spirit and Soul*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #282
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*takes my swords and slices off the barrels from the BFG-9000 and the PSV-98*
*takes 5 more shots*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #283
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*watches Magna try to cheat life*
*laughs*
*orders a beer for Ultima and Omega*
*chats with them*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #284
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*Walks in*
*Says, "WTF happened here since I was here eleven months ago?!"*
*Walks out*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #285
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*Before Golden Knight leaves, Snares his leg then pull him to Fallen*

*Wait what happens next, Like watching a Fly stuck on a web of a Vegetarian Spider*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:32 PM // 14:32   #286
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*borrow's Swampy's Nerfbat of DOOM*
*Smacks Magna over the head*
*Smacks Jeans over the back of the head*
"That's how!"
*Gives nerfbat of DOOM back to Swampy*
*Sits at bar"
*orders another jack and coke*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #287
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*pulls out crowbar*
*whacks scythe on the kneecaps*

That's what you get for taking my Nerfbat!
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 05:02 PM // 17:02   #288
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*laughs at scythe
"Don't mess with Swampy she will get ya everytime"
*sips beer*
*looks around*
*grabs a lead pipe*
*bashes Magnas face in*
*tosses pipe to scythe*
*points at scythe*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 05:28 PM // 17:28   #289
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*sips beer*
*hit pwnd with BFG-9000*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #290
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*roars in with a Banshee and starts blasting*
*sips orange juice (this bar does NOT condone underage drinking!)*
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Old Apr 24, 2007, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #291
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*gets up*
*pistol whips grim*
*dives to the floor takes out magnas face with a shot*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #292
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*Gets up*
*Casts uber protection spell*
*Leaves*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #293
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*enters bar with 7 other individuals with unknown unique weapons*
*buys Dwarven ales*
*pulls out a gun*
*shoots the tv*
*watches the "Hot For Teacher" video on the laptop while sipping beer*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #294
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*sips beer*
*looks around*
*attacks an unseen foe*
*laughs*
*retreats*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 04:49 AM // 04:49   #295
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*pulls out a grenade*
*pulls out the pin*
*swallows the grenade*
*throws the pin at Pwnd*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #296
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Originally Posted by SPIRIT OF THE SEA

*God gets pissed and throws me to hell and i team up with the devil and make arobix work out videos*
*makes second work out tape on how to get world famous abs*
*gives everyone at the bar a copy*
*everyone watches it and get super duper buff*
*You all get so buff you can just fight with fists*
*Thatll be $10000*
*gets punched in nuts and thrown to jupiter*
*meet a jupiteran and we call the devil and start working on our third arobix work out with the jupteran*
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #297
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*gets hit in the eye by the pin*
*goes down*
"ahhhhhhhh my eye!"
*gets an eye patch and a parrott*
*orders some rum*
*puts on a pirate hat*
*sips rum*
"Yargh!"
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Old Apr 26, 2007, 01:30 AM // 01:30   #298
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*Pain gone from the Smack of Soul*

*Exorcise Soul, "Bye bye^^!"*

*Accidentally banishing Spirit too.*
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Old Apr 26, 2007, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #299
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*Teleports in*

*Smacks MC over the head with The leafbat*

*Orders drink*

*Pours drink over the unconscious MC*

*Teleports out*
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Old Apr 26, 2007, 11:22 AM // 11:22   #300
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*throws Pirate Pwnd out of the bar*
"Go back to sailing the seven seas ya scurvy dog"
*trips Sophitia over*
*covers Sophita with petrol*
*drops a match*
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